The Names of the Networks

NAMES OF THE NETWORKS

We all think we know the names of the majors American networks but ask a rushed, frustrated and exhausted crew member what those initials really stand for….

CBS - Caucasian Broadcasting Company or Can’t Broadcast Sports

PBS - Political Bull-Shit.

NBC – No Bonus for Christmas.

ESPN – Exceptionally Slow Paying Network.

And my favorite …

ABC - Always Be Cheap

.... Of course. network crews are rarely rushed, frustrated or exhausted.