The Names of the Networks



NAMES OF THE NETWORKS


We all think we know the names of the majors American networks but ask a rushed, frustrated and exhausted crew member what those initials really stand for….




CBS - Caucasian Broadcasting Company or Can’t Broadcast Sports


PBS - Political Bull-Shit.



NBC – No Bonus for Christmas.



ESPN – Exceptionally Slow Paying Network.



And my favorite …



ABC - Always Be Cheap





.... Of course. network crews are rarely rushed, frustrated or exhausted.