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The Names of the Networks

  • Writer: emaher01
    emaher01
  • Aug 6, 2017
  • 1 min read

Updated: Jan 2, 2021



NAMES OF THE NETWORKS


We all think we know the names of the majors American networks but ask a rushed, frustrated and exhausted crew member what those initials really stand for….




CBS - Caucasian Broadcasting Company or Can’t Broadcast Sports


PBS - Political Bull-Shit.



NBC – No Bonus for Christmas.



ESPN – Exceptionally Slow Paying Network.



And my favorite …



ABC - Always Be Cheap





.... Of course. network crews are rarely rushed, frustrated or exhausted.

 
 
 

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